you know you're at a progressive redneck birthday party if...

* the birthday boy gets presents from the oppelo flea market
* nobody bothers to put the pbr in the fridge



* you drink your wine from a mason jar
* instead of hamburgers you have deer burgers



* the highlight of the evening is arm wrestling
* the dogs present have names like "bruiser" and "dixie"










* even the girls arm wrestle
* there's a real slingshot hanging from the ceiling













* trading outfits is the norm (yes, he's wearing my clothes)
* this is the first time you've seen the floors finished (and you're not allowed to ash or spill beer anymore)



* the cowboy and the computer guy can switch roles (and clothes)
* there's a light-up "mad dog" sign on the wall